(Entertainment Experiment – 2008)
Type: Album

Written and Recorded May 3, 2008
Recorded by Jason LaFrance
CD version includes the Black Grimace Demos and some live tracks

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Lyrics:

Welcome
Welcome to the 24 hour album
Whole mess of new songs by covered in bees
We got a long way to go
Down that long and lonely road
Shouldn’t have had my breakfast smothered in cheese

Mo’ Honey Mo’ Problems
Tick tick tick
Tick tick boom
This ain’t no fairytales
There ain’t no happy endings
Thaere ain’t no point at all
So what are you defending?
With a whimper
With a bang
How’s this gonna effect your plan
Wanna see the end?
Look at how it started
Look at the babies
And how they are grey and spotted
With a whimper
With a bang
How’s this gonna effect your plan

Shovel Women
I’ll get her back
If she falls to hell, I’ll get her back
I can’t give up
When she turns on me, I can’t give up
I’ll turn her back
If she turns to stone, I’ll turn her back
Cut out her heart
If she needs to feed, I’ll cut out her heart
Something inside her grows
Attach to her soul
Turn her bright eyes black
Vow to get her back
Get her some
If she needs blood, I’ll get her some
Rob her grave
If she is buried alive, I will rob her grave
Chain her up
If she’s a werewolf, I’ll chain her up
Sweep her up
If she turns to dust, I’ll sweep her up
Sleep at night
If the suns too bright, we will sleep at night
Something inside her grows
Attach to her soul
Turn her bright eyes black
Vow to get her back
She most unclean
She claims the night
Her touch spoils fruit
Must save her soul

Plane Crash
Crash!
Plane Crash! AhhAh!
Crash! The plane is going down
Plane Crash!
Crash! The planes still going down
Plane Crash! Crash!
This is taking forever Plane Crash!

Futon Sun Car
I went to the Asian market to grab some snacks
Never heard of Futon Sun Car
They have throwing stars & they have mystery nips
Its either mung cake or banana puffs
All they had were cartoons with huge eyes
They have such huge eyes, such huge eyes
Futon Sun Car
I don’t know where you are
I went down to the bodega to get a packet of crisps
They had caliente Futon Sun Car “Olay!”
It was questionable, oh so questionable
Juan Capp’s chili fries and a Goya pop
The best part about this place
The party never stops, Los party never stops
Futon Sun Car
I don’t know where you are
I went to the health food store to grab some snacks
Everything was organic, everything was bore-ganic
I finally had to ask the clerk
Do you have Futon Sun Car?
She looked me right in the eye and said
Of course we do, wanna hacky sac
Futon Sun Car
I don’t know where you are

Hobbits
Hobbits Fucking Rule!!
J.R.R. Tolken what you been smoking?
Gonna set fire to the shire
You are real little, you have big feet
You are real little, I said beep beep!
Hobbits Fucking Rule!

Please Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
At my first gig, in my first band
I was pulled aside by an old man
They wanted to headline because they were old school
We had to eat shit until we paid our dues.
This songs for you
This songs for everyone that should have given up years ago
So please stop playing rock n roll
Old punks don’t die, they just fall apart
A moldy leather jacket, moldy broken heart
They write the same old songs and they go on and on
The first death rockers and the last gore hounds
This songs for you
This songs for everyone that should have given up years ago
So please stop playing rock n roll

AmeriKKKKKKKKKa
I just woke up because I was asleep
Just sat down, gotta rest my feet
Go outside because I’m indoors
Welcome to the Jungle, I give the tours
America we’re coming home
This old dog needs a bone
Like a scoop of ice cream without a cone
America we’re coming home.
Just got off work because I’m all done
I got a Frisbee, let’s go have fun
I wear a half-shirt, who needs that crap
I’m well rested, I just took a nap
America we’re coming home
This old dog needs a bone
Like a lawn without a gnome
America we’re coming home.
Do you remember unskinny bop?
Well, I’m the unskinny sex-cop
You can consider yourself under a breast
Welcome to the vipers nest
America we’re coming home
This old dog needs a bone
Like a scoop of ice cream without a cone
America we’re coming home.

Bear Vs. Dude
Bear always wins
Bear always wins
BEAR! ALWAYS! WINS!
How many times do you need to be warned?
You never test a bear or eat its honey!
Strength of ten men
Strength of ten men
STENGTH! OF TEN! MEN!

SPITE FENCE
SPITE FENCE!
AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE FOR WORK,
I AM CHOPPING DOWN THAT FUCKING APPLE TREE.
SPITE FENCE!
NO MATTER WHERE THE SURVEYER SAYS THE PROPERTY LINE IS,
YOU ARE STILL AN ASSHOLE.
SPITE FENCE!
I REFUSE TO MOW MY LAWN UNTIL YOU MOVE
OR THE REAL MISFITS GET BACK TOGETHER.

In-SKA-perable Tumor
I met her down at the cancer ward
She made me jump scream oh my lord
Standing there in her dress whites
Looking so cool looking so tight
Looks like my days are numbered
Ready for that final slumber
More pickle than a cucumber
That last rhyme was really “dumb-ber”
Gonna need two more lines
Gonna need one more line
My hearts been in a coma
Thank god for that melanoma
Will you dance with me?
Less later, more sooner
Will you dance with me and my inoperable tumor?
I see the tunnel and I see the light
With you death feels so right
I wanna be sick every night
I wanna be sick every night
Will you dance with me?
Less later, more sooner
Will you dance with me and my inoperable tumor?

AC/IB
I would like to invite you over for fondue
I’m gonna invest in a high yield mutual fund
I’m gonna donate my returnables to the Boy Scouts
This is what it might sound like
If C.I.B. were AC/DC
Did I ever tell you I collect antique cookbooks?
Have you ever seen that movie Candyman
I know, it totally freaked me out too, baby
This is what it might sound like
If C.I.B. were AC/DC

Goodbye
That was the 24 hour album
Whole mess of songs by covered in bees
We got a long way to go
Down that long and lonely road
Let’s go get some breakfast smothered in cheese