(Entertainment Experiment – 2007)
Type: Album

Produced / Recorded / Mixed: Jason LaFrance
Layout / Graphic Design: Mich

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Lyrics:

ELECTRIC LIGHTNING
THE MESSIAH SENT WORD ON THE WINGS OF APOCALYPSE
BLEEDING A CRIMSON WARNING
JUST FOR YOU
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF A NEW ERA
THESE WORDS MAY BURN YOU
THESE WORDS MAY SANITIZE THE DAMNED
WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE
COVERED IN BEES

Car on Fire with Guns
I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR BURIED TREASURE
UNDER ROCKS AND BURNT OUT CARS
I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HAPPINESS
UNDER PRINCESSES AND BURNED OUT CZARS
DANCE TILL YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS
LIVE LIKE A BIRD ON A WIRE
LOVE LIKE A CAR CRASH
BANG !!
ROCK LIKE THE WORLD IS ON FIRE
I PROMISED SOMEONE I WOULD REMEMBER SOMETHING
AND I FORGOT TO RIGHT IT DOWN
I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE POWERLINES
ALL THE WAY ACROSSED THIS BLACK TAR TOWN
I’M BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU
CAUSE I’VE BEEN TALKING IN MY SLEEP
IT DOESN’T HAPPEN VERY MUCH
THAT’S WHEN I GET MY BEST WORK DONE

Someone Got Murdered
Someone got murdered! Someone got murdered!
Someone got murdered down at moody’s diner
Someone got murdered down at moody’s diner
Someone got murdered! Someone got murdered!
Someone got murdered down at moody’s diner
Someone got murdered down at moody’s diner
There is blood on my face
There is blood on the walls
If we are gonna die tonight
We make suites out of bathroom stalls
There is blood on my face
There is a ghost in this place
Someone got murdered!
There is no time to cry If you wanna survive
Someone got murdered!
Someone got murdered!
There is a time to pray and there is a time for lies
We don’t have to take a life
If we can there eyes
To make it through the night we are gonna have to fight
Someone got murdered!
I’ll be the hand of god
Angels without light
Someone got murdered!
Someone got murdered! Someone got murdered! Someone got murdered!

WHAT HAPPENS IN PORTLAND STAYS IN PORTLAND
I’M GOING TO MONUMENT SQUARE
YOU KNOW WHERE THEY HIDE THE STATUES
DO WE NEED THIS MANY HOT DOG CARTS
WHO CAN AFFORD A FOUR DOLLAR COFFEE
EVEN IF I COULD AFFORD A FOUR DOLOLAR COFFEE
THE CITY STOLE ALL THE PARK BENCHES
MEGAN USED TO READ THE “I SAW YOU”‘S
GOD I MISS THE CASCO BAY WEEKLY
WHAT HAPPENS IN PORTLAND STAYS
HERE IN PORTLAND
I’M GOING TO SAINT JOHN STREET
WHERE THEY HAVE FIVE THAI RESTUARANTS
THREE OF WHICH HAVE THE SAME NAME
BUT NO ONE EVER SEEMS TO NOTICE
GOODWILLS PRICES SURE HAVE GONE UP
THEY EVEN SELL THE COFFEE
I COULD REALLY USE A COFFEE
BUT I GOTTA CATCH THE NUMBER ONE BACK TO THE EAST END
I’M GOING DOWN TO THE WHARF
WHERE THE POOR FISH FOR THEIR SUPPER
SOMETIMES THEY CATCH FISH
SOMETIMES JUST A COLD
THEY WATCH THE PEOPLE ON THE FERRY
GET ON THE BOAT AND GO TO THE ISLAND
GET ON THE BOAT AND GO TO THE ISLAND
YOU CAN FUCKING KEEP THAT ISLAND

Welcome to Hand Gun City
This story starts like any other
With issues past down from my mother
I stand before you with my bare chest
Like a clean spot in a room that’s a mess
I was blind, but now I see
Now I wish to god I couldn’t see
Survival for them survival for me
Welcome to hand gun city
HELL YEAH!!
There are traps around the courtyard
A perimeter of fire has the land scared
Torches keep us aware of them at night
We let them stumble into our sights
The walking dead almost killed us all
They can have the world outside these walls
There is no place in our community
Welcome to hand gun city
HELL YEAH!!!
It’s been long enough for the world to be reborn
To heal the hearts that has been torn
For other survivors to repopulate
But we will not crack the gate
But we will not crack the gate
But we will not crack the gate
We have not forgotten your society
Unwelcome to hand gun city HELL YEAH!!!

BEWARE OF WITCHES
BEWARE OF WITCHES
FEELING SAFE BY THE FIRESIDE
YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE
THEY ARE GONNA TAKE YOUR SOUL
NO TIME TO BEG OR PLEAD
YOUR BLOOD IS WHAT THEY NEED
THE EIGHT SIDED DIE WILL ROLL
BEWARE OF WITCHES
THEIR WAYS ARE NOT LIKE OURS
LOCK THEIR BOOKS IN IVORY TOWERS
FLOWERS RAIN LIKE DRAGONS FIRE
BOATS BURN IN SEAS OF WHEAT
STARVING TO DEATH WHILE WE EAT
WE MUST UN-MAKE THE WICKED
BEWARE OF WITCHES
HELL IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD
THE BLIND DEAD REMOVE THEIR HOODS
CONFIRM, DENY, THE ORB
YOU MIGHT BE BORN AGAIN
SO YOU WILL HAVE TO DIE AGAIN
MACE, GUANTLET, THE SWORD
BEWARE OF WITCHES

Within the Woods
THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE FOREST
THAT KEEPS OUT ALL LIGHT
THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLACE
THAT MAKES FAIRY TALES SEEM TRUE
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING
I WAS TOLD TO NEVER
GO INTO THE WOODS
I WAS MADE TO PROMISE
I WILL NOT GO INTO THE WOODS
DISPITE THE AMULETS PROTECTION
AND THE WOODMANS SENSE OF DIRECTION
DON’T BOTHER WITH ANY LANDMARKS
THE TREES ARE CONSTANTLY MOVING
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING
I WAS TOLD TO NEVER
GO INTO THE WOODS
I WAS MADE TO PROMISE
I WILL NOT GO INTO THE WOODS
THERE WAS A SCARLET RIDING HOOD
AND A TERRIBLE WOLF PART MAN
THERE ARE THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
THAT YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND

SONG OF THE DEAD
SEND US YOUR DEAD
THE COAST IS STILL WORTH FISHING
BUT OUR FIELDS HAVE ALL DRIED UP
NOT FOR LACK OF PRAYING
BUT THE SKY IS ALL BURNT UP
I’LL TELL YA
I’LL TELL YA
IT DOESN’T LOOK REAL GOOD
FACTORIES ARE CLOSING
AND THE FIELDS DON’T MAKE FOOD
SEND US YOUR DEAD
WE HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING
AND WE HAD TO THINK REAL FAST
WE NEEDED A SHORT TERM SOLUTION
AND ONE THAT WOULD ALSO LAST
I’LL TELL YA
I’LL TELL YA
IT DOESN’T LOOK REAL GOOD
FACTORIES ARE CLOSING
AND THE FIELDS DON’T MAKE FOOD
SEND US YOUR DEAD
DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD

Night Breed
DRESSED ALL IN BLACK SO YOU CAN’T SEE US STALKING
WEAR TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS SO YOU WON’T HEAR US WALKING
DRESSED ALL IN BLACK SO YOU CAN’T SEE US STALKING
WEAR TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS SO YOU WON’T HEAR US WALKING
WE’RE GONNA FIND YOUR HOUSE
WE’RE GONNA BREAK IN
THEY DON’T HAVE EYES JUST THE DEVILS GRIN
NIGHT BREED
VAMPIRES UPSTAIRS, WEREWOLVES ROUND BACK
MUMMIES GOT AN ATOMIC BOMB IN HIS BACK PACK
VAMPIRES UPSTAIRS, WEREWOLVES ROUND BACK
MUMMIES GOT AN ATOMIC BOMB IN HIS BACK PACK
WELCOME TO THE 3RD VERSE
WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE IN MY BLACK HEARSE?

spiderlady 2: chest full of eggs
and now the killing starts
I can see veins filled with torture
Through eyes that eclipse all light
A dress rehearsal in a burning play house I hope I get my lines right
I throw my arms around you
You know its love when you hear it snap
ready to walk down the aisle
your love is booby trapped
I don’t know if I’m alive or dead Who oh oh oh
I’ve got chest full of eggs
I don’t know if I’m alive or dead Who oh oh oh
I’ve got chest full of eggs
She made my life a living hell Who oh oh oh
She made my life a living hell
She made my life a living hell Who oh oh oh
we dance from dusk til dawn
our ten feet never touched the ground
you would get all hot and bothered
when you heard that death punk sound
your eyes they rip right through me
like the beam of the angel light
I have been having a hard time breathing
And don’t think I’m gonna be alright

PINEAPPLE FIGHT
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT
AND THE MOON GLOWS RED
LIFE IS GRINDING YOU DOWN
AND YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD
A GAME HAS BEE DEVISED
IT IS A ROYALE BATTLE
WHERE YOU SLAUGHTER YOUR FRIENDS
LIKE CATTLE
PINEAPPLE FIGHT
NOW IT’S DOWN TO YOU AND ME
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
ABOUT A GENECIDE AGO
THIS CEASED TO BE FUN
THIS IS MORE FOR THE GLORY
THAN ANY KIND OF PRIZE
IT’S HARD TO CRY TEARS OF JOY
WITH BLOOD IN YOUR EYES
PINEAPPLE FIGHT
I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE
I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING
PINEAPPLE FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
I WANT TO SEE WITH EYES
THAT HAVE TO SEE SOMETHING
PINEAPPLE FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
I WASTED ALL THIS TIME
NOW I HAVE NOTHING
PINEAPPLE FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

ride with us
you wear apocalypse like a sundress on a sweaty chest
at being the worst you have become the very best
if you ride with us
you ride with death
demons are heading north
angels areheading south
I’ll build a time machine so I can reach in and take the bad parts out
if you ride with us
you ride with death
my phazer is set on stun
our amps are set on fun
this knife is set to kill
this set is set to thrill
if you ride with us, you ride with death